"They laughed when I hired an elite matchmaker, but not when I walked down the aisle!"

Dear Friend/Future Client:

I’m guessing you would crawl across broken glass on your naked knees, if you met the perfect woman this time around.

That’s how difficult it is to find THE RIGHT woman these days!

Recently I started working with a new client from the Southeast (we’re based in Seattle, but privately work with clients just like you across the nation.)

You know what he said?

"Chris, I’m so tired of the dating game in (name city here), that I’m ready to meet my match from anywhere, as long as you lead me to her."

Well, he paid a large fee with lots of zeros (that’s what you do when you hire the best), and within only days of signing up—we BOTH believe a lovely Midwestern gal he’s chatted with on the phone and meeting soon, could very well be THE ONE (disclosure #1:  not typical, as it could take weeks or months depending on YOU, your needs and quirks. While I’ve had several clients marry after meeting the first person I matched them up with—I don’t want that kind of pressure…I mean seriously?)

Look, I’m not here to waste anybody’s time—I’m as picky as you are and have the good fortune to choose which men I want to match up or not.

So I’m going to cut to the quick:

If you are mean or demanding, psychotic, are not in it for the right reasons, are secretly gay, cash poor or miserly, too short; or you have a "three face" with a "one" body.... and insist on a "nine" girlfriend (even with a plethora of beautiful candidates on board), I’m not working with you…no matter how many millions or billions in your bank account.

I’m sorry if that offends some of you, as it’s not my intention. My time is precious like yours, and I won’t tolerate shenanigans or accept anyone I deem "non-matchable."

The worse I’ve been accused of is, "she’s tough, but she’s fair."”  You’ll still LOVE me when you talk with me (disclosure #2: I like to have fun with my special clients while matching—they think of me as their good friend and ally, and I feel the same about them!)

Other than several "bad apples" thrown in my barrel over the past nine 9-years, my sweet peaches I adore all...many are now married, engaged or in a loving relationship with a fabulous lady they met through my agency.  You could be in the same position as they are now (i.e. lolling around a hot, sunny beach on holiday with a gorgeous, loving woman in your arms!)

Here’s what I need you to do:

Fill out the form below, if you feel you qualify financially, emotionally and are ready for the ride of your life...then let me be the judge if you’re right for my agency and most of all...if you and I are a professional match!

I'll even give you my personal cell, in case you’re so darn excited you can't take two minutes to complete the form below. That number is:  206-372-5798.

I really appreciate you complete the form first, though (disclosure #3:  we will communicate by email, too, as necessary—Lord knows I have thousands of emails on my hard drive conversing with my private customers, former clients, prospects and female members over the years.)

Finally, if your heart is open and ready to find Miss Right—you know what to do.  Take the first step and complete our confidential form (only MY eyes read it.)

Sincerely yours,

Christine Stelmack
President & CMO (chief matchmaking officer!)
Direct office line: 206-285-0303

P.S. Please (pretty please!!) do NOT lie about your age or height for those brave enough to apply. Eventually we find out anyway if you're the real deal or not. I would also be tickled pink if you send me a photo of yourself—just as you love to inspect women, we want to see you, too. The form you're about to fill out below goes right to my personal email account—so rest assured, everything you send is 100% confidential. Don't trust sending anything with the form? Then attach your pictures with a short note to my private email at chris@4mClub.com.

 

Takes only 90-seconds to complete!

Confidential Bachelors' PreQualification Form

If you have a recent photo/s of yourself, please attach it at the bottom of the form. This is strictly confidential and only Christine Stelmack will view. If you don’t have anything to show her, please grab your digital camera and take a self-shot or have a friend snap a few. Still no photo? Chris will need to see something very soon, so please arrange and have some taken. Meanwhile, you can still submit your form. Thank you!

Please Note: Each image must be 2Mb or less; *indicates required field